we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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