I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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