? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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