Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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