My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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