he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I am mentally ready for anal.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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