"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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