weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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