Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think a kid would responsible me up
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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