But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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