Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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