Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I didn't notice because vodka
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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