They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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