So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I would ride that face into the sunset
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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