i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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