margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I party with great urgency now.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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