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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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