I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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