Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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