if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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