I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I understand Curling. That high.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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