Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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