I wanna bring you to show and tell
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
This toilet bowl is my home.
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