You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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