there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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