I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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