Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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