I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My balls are so social today.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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