I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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