im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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