You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
tell me about the eggs
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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