do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Did I show you my penis last night?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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