if i can run in heels then i can drive
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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