I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
