Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
