Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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