I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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