we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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