we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Someone signed my nipple.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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