My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Houston, we have a blender
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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