please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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