I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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