If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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