In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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