16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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