they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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