I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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