Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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