I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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