in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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