i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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