That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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