sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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